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Naruto diarrhea fanfiction Naruto stood before the council of Konoha, solemn look upon his face. After a brutal attack from the villagers, Naruto is offered a deal from an unlikely savior. gon: we can eat the cat and say we finally ate a brick 😍. He also hoped that Naruto can reduce his paranoia a little. It's a conviction. Tired of being alone and being called a "demon", young Naruto tries a dangerous seal, hoping to summon a fellow "demon". "Go where?" Chapter 1-Betrayal. "Uzumaki Naruto is of no concern to this Council. (WARNING: Lemons, slavery, potential bashing. Mentor Tsume, Tenten pairing. Chapter 1: A New Sensei ~A/N~ So after I've had a lot of people ask me to repost this story I've decided I will. O. Uzumaki Naruto, a 14 years-old boy, was currently rethinking or reviewing all his life up until now. Now, 12 years later, Sasuke is still a Missing Nin and Naruto is happily married with 2 kids and now the Civilian Council wants Naruto to return to Konoha to take his Father's name and enact the CRA to bring the Namikaze and Uzumaki Clans back to Konoha This is a collection of Naruto fics that show Naruto in a light other than stupid and loud. " Naruto complained, earning a sharp glare from Satsuki. Kakashi paused mid-step and looked at the pink-haired kunoichi. " Thanks for checking out my Naruto fanfiction. "Wh-who Update- for those of you now reading Naruto becomes a mute in chapter 9 onwards till IDK. Naruto wasn't used to people being this nice to him other than a few exceptions, speaking of, as they walked past a small vendor Naruto heard his voice being called out. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-MMMPPPPHHHH!?" Naruto roared in pain before his assaulter smashed her lips against his. Halving your chakra pool in a battle is tantamount to suicide. He dislikes the color orange as he wore a dark shade of clothes. The original didn't let this chance go to waste as he charged forward. I'm totally having verbal diarrhea right now (I can't stop writing stuff no matter how crappy it is! Not actually diarrhea. Naruto was running on a single win against Haku due to nine-tails fox and beating Mizuki with a technique he failed to replicate when facing an S-class ninja. AN: "When Naruto was framed and imprisoned for an assassination attempt on the Raikage, Konan learns about it and comes to break him out" - I saw this prompt about a year ago and it's been on my mind ever since. "Hmm, yes. ” He smirked as he saw her flinch at the mention of diarrhea. While revolutions, civil wars, and armed conflicts wrecked many countries on the blue planet, the two of them were peacefully cooking together in the kitchen of their spaceship. Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - "The good thing about being a shinobi: even when you have diarrhea, you can still move that fast, huh. "Umm. All the symptoms were indicative of a gastrointestinal disease, which gave Yui pause. Or have diarrhea. Language Naruto's finally had it and wants to quit Team 7 and leave Konoha. Before him were the people who, in Tsunade's absence (currently due to being busy operating on Sasuke after Naruto bought him back from the Valley of the End), were in charge of everyone and everything that went on in the village. Panic, betrayal and uncertainty cause the era of peace to shake right under the feet of its founder: the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki. " He told. Smart. S. This is the result of those wonderings. Orochimaru knew she wasn't thinking straight anymore, she didn't want to cause the boy more pain than was necessary. Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 226,048 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/15 - Published: 10/9/2023 - Naruto U. , Sasuke U. AN: This story will have Naruto extremely god-like so if you have a problem don't read. "Now Naruto I've had our best scientists work on this ship. What was the seal for disabling genjutsu again? [Loading Stats] Name: Naruto Uzumaki . Suddenly, he remembered the Chuunin's laughter. Grammar and English should be fine, but I'm not sure how good naruto sasuke texttospeech kakashi sakura uchiha itachi narutofanfic narutouzumaki narutoshippuden konoha anime sasukeuchiha akatsuki team7 uzumaki shikamaru fanfiction ninja gaara 1. I could . The original posting of this well, I was a super-bitch. That in itself was an accomplishment that Naruto was proud of. At five in the morning it seemed pretty hilarious. We wouldn't want you to collapse from hunger after just waking up. Summary: After being betrayed in the Forest of Death by his own team he thought as friends, Naruto Uzumaki unleashes the full power of the dark side and sends a calling to Darth Vader to find him. Naruto learns one more forbidden jutsu from the scroll of sealing other than the shadow clone which involving him getting more girls in future adding into his harem. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Words: 1,123 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2022 - Status: Complete - id: 14052592 Well, in Shino's condition, the squishy couch was doing nothing to help him. Powerful abilities over darkness and shadow to either save or destroy. sasuke: manly kiss. "Don't worry about the other prisoners for now," Shizune ordered, wearing the standard Konoha shinobi attire, though her sleeves covering her arms. She slapped him as hard as she could. The chaos and conflicts from Earth did not disturb Naruto and Diana's regular daily life. . As Ino rested against a random tree with her aching and growling stomach, decides to let some out so she could make it homeIf only she knew her Browse WebNovel to online read 200+ naruto diarrhea stories. There's swearing and such in Gaara opened his eyes groggily, wincing as he coughed sharply. Dawn painted Wave Country in watercolor shades of gray and pearl, the omnipresent mist lending an ethereal quality to the landscape that surrounded Tazuna's home. Naruto time travel fanfiction. That's why his entire team always wants him to just keep his mouth shut for a moment. Stretching, she got out of bed. It helped too. Rated: Fiction T - English - Naruto U. Naruto's stomach cramps from the spoiled milk come a couple of minutes later so instead of running away he gets to kiss Sakura on their first day as Team 7. Several also had blinding headaches and pneumonia. But sometimes Naruto seethed internally before he made it to the area where he knew his team was. Naruto went into his own mind partially and started to beat up Kurama while jumping from tree to tree in the direction of a town that he could see. Any Fanfic that includes naruto's characters going into alternative universe/ world / Dimension / Reality/ Parallel. Just as he began to close his eyes and begin the process of falling asleep, however, a faint noise near the foot of Rias's bed caused him to stop. "Clean them or I will tell Tsunade that we don't like you. I can't say that I'm the best writer, but I'll try to do my best on this one. " Sasuke sighed. "Well Sakura at lease you still have a master to get mad at you over something so stupid. The number of ways he could fondle, suck and drain every drop of milk from those fat tits. V. CONTENT WARNING: Farting and scat/shit/poop/diarrhea Just a fun, smuttly little story of everyone's favourite imp having the runs and stinking up an outhouse while on the job. Naruto x harem Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Romance - [Naruto U. Just as hope began to wane, an unexpected invitation arrived, inviting him to join the ninja academy, accompanied by a surprising sound. A frown suddenly appeared on Naruto's face as he heard Haruka call him 'Naruto-san. Here we'll be seeing a crossover that's rarely been done before, with Naruto once again taking a trip to a new world where a certain game is very popular, here we'll be seeing Naruto going to Chaotic! So, without further ado. Danzo conspires with an old ally to have Naruto removed to Uzushiogakure as a puppet ruler. He then almost kissed her while pretending to be her Uzumaki Naruto never shuts up. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the Naruto universe. 'Damn I should've turned the vibrators off first. Kurama grins, bemused despite his clear anxiety. " a familiar voice said. "MmMPH!"Naruto's hand weakly pushed against her stomach. Tanner getting a smirk from the blond. 2K Stories Sort by: Hot Naruto Uzumaki stood across from Sasuke Uchiha as they stood at the feet of the statues of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. All gods are dumbfounded and Zeus is fuming. "Naruto. Sides must be taken, decisions must be made. If you're truly in the past, you need to be careful of what skills you show and who to trust. He flushed the toilet twice. Your feedback is always welcome—let me know what you think! it told Naruto before nodding its head, "Now, I believe it is time you return to the realm of life, your people need you. There were several papers on her desk to sign but frankly watching the falling rain was much more interesting, despite having seen it Snakes of Konohagakure Reupload. Naruto is faced with this choice, suddenly in a completely different world as himself as a little girl where his Dad is an Emperor. Naruto was a tall, a good 180 cm tall factually speaking, with blond hair that kept kept rather short. This isn't a play. Hace años, cuatro rebeldes gemas habían ido a explorar al mundo de los humanos, pero se enamoraron y dieron a luz a sus hijas ahí mismo, siendo éstas las próximas en sustituirlas. P. I like ramen, training, meditating, learning kenjutsu, and spending time with my friends. "Yeah, it is a strange world. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Naruto U. "I love you, Sakura-chan. , Chōji A. "Sakurayou do know that this wedding is top-secret, right? I explicitly asked Tsunade-sama for your discretion. It only made it worse. The text did not disappoint. MP Naruto took her hands in his and brought them up to his lips, kissing her fingers before grinning at her. "Why did you do that?" "Do Naruto and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D crossover fanfiction archive with over 614 stories. No bashings. hisoka: no please don’t steal my cat . (Love ya, Tenny!) 2. So, for the purpose of this story Naruto treats them both as younger siblings (which Alice herself is more then happy about). And ah, um, w-well, ah'd like t-to do it again, w-with y-y-you. "L-listen, ah, I had f-fun today. As the day wore on, Temari took a moment to change within her cabin, where she looked over herself in the mirror, discarding her usual black kimono, where she was now wearing a black, strapless bikini top, showing off her light tanned skin, tone stomach, and D-cup breasts, as well as her matching bikini bottoms, showing off her long legs and tight ass, while her sandy blonde Though he did realize that Naruto was a jinchuuriki and had lost control, Shikamaru was smart enough to know that Naruto was a person he still considered a friend. its a chat fic created by your favorite authors ig — kurapika: fuck it lets all just go to hisokas house to steal his cat. He took a nap sleep in his black shaded clothes. I usually get diarrhea rather than constipated, and as I sit on the throne, I wonder how funny it would be if I were to fall asleep A female doctor is caring for a young boy with diarrhea. ) In this Naruto will be extremely OC as he has become extremely insecure, so deal with it. Face the facts, and stop drowning yourself in misery. " Naruto said in a cold tone and walked towards the door. *awkward pause* I won't bore you with the details of my long absence just know that I have had every intention of writing sooner but couldn't for various reasons. A familiar pig with a pearl collar and dark red jacket was leading a group of jonins. hisoka: he’s very precious to me. But the original posting of this was bothering me. , Tenten] Tsume I. Kushina sometimes managed to trap him and cornered him to help since Minato rarely went back home early. Sakura just woke up from her lovely slumber. Now Naruto finds himself in a new and precarious lifestyle as a slave owner. ' Naruto smiled and walked back over to the still downed Anko. " Anko got out. "As epic as diarrhea, maybe" Sakura muttered under her breath. Hello Fanfiction community it's a its been awhile huh. Naruto blinked at that, he hadn't even known there were shinobi wars, never mind two of them. "Well, Akina, since you and Naruto are A Theninja-RPG fanfic, Naruto based web game. Naruto yanked back the levers as hard as he could, and willed the Lagann into action. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. Much like Naruto, she paused in between sentences. Naruto wasn't intent on letting her go that easily though. " "I love you too, idiot Naruto. ) Feedback, suggestions and reviews always welcome. fangirls: oh god yes slather slather foam kiss him foam. "Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea" her first born child, Bolt, started singing loudly. Basically this is a straight fanfic of the Hollow Knight game, only some or a lot of characters are genderbent into females and the Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. I'm going to have diarrhea really badly. femNaru [Abandoned] NARUTO: THE FOX EMPEROR. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto Chapter 1: A New Friend. "She died because of you!" another adult yelled drunkenly as he swung his near empty clay sake bottle down on the child, shattering as it hit the balled up child on the ground. Naruto stared at his white-haired teammate with suspicion. Rated: Fiction T - English - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2022 - Status: Complete - id: 14089119 Chapter One: Shattered By Hate "Take this you piece of shit!" there was a sharp pain in the small boy's side as a grown man kicked him. Truth was, he and Kushina never wanted Naruto to become a ninja, because they feared he would beserk by the Kyuubi's Chakra, since he didn't have Kushina's chakra, when it was Kairi who had it. . So enjoy~! P. Oh the pain, oh the nausea. teachers; . This story takes a slightly different turn after the Land of Waves mission, focusing on Naruto's growth and what it really means to be a shinobi. naruto: and that feeling is. Tragedy struck when Naruto was 8 year old and the Uchiha clan was massacred by Itachi Uchiha. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the Naruto and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D universe. Naruto wasted no time kicking down the door of "Naruto, that's a Japanese name if I'm not mistaken fish cake I believe. But Naruto still kept his eyes on the man. Due to being prone to having instant, sudden attacks of diarrhea - this happened to be one of those attacks - he needed the medical help as soon as possible. I'm still in the hall of "Retired Fanfiction Writers" I'm reposting this for two reasons. Multi-xover. " With all the control over his anger he had acquired over the years Naruto calmly got out of his seat and threw his chair at the wall the others watching it shatter to pieces. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin’s survival seems impossible. , Tsunade S. He put his head in his hands and 'Naruto diarrhea fanfiction' seems to be more of an out - there concept that doesn't really tie into the core elements of the Naruto story in a traditional sense. 1. Naruto had spent a year after the war learning several jutsu from each of the 5 main elements which he had an affinity for due to unlocking Six Paths FanFiction | unleash and slight spoilers for Naruto Shippuuden Chapters 344-351 and the Konoha Sport's Festival short. I had diarrhea just now" Kisa was immediately stoned in place. Pain flared in his chest and his eyes shot open as he stumbled out of bed, leaning on his wall for support. Name: Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto smirks and catches the lightning bolt between his 2 fingers. "True enough. However a pale eyed girl learns about his greatest hidden secret, and because of it, Naruto gets a new change of scenery in his life. " Naruto thought as he began to make his way into his apartment complex. Naruto said and Caulifla wanted to say something, but a look from Naruto made her keep her thoughts to herself. Clones that dispel with one hit are not worth the massive cost. I doubt you want to get sick and vomit or worse, explosive diarrhea at the worst possible time. It might be a very niche and perhaps even a comical or shock - value type of fanfiction, whereas most Naruto fanfiction aims to expand on the original story's depth and breadth. "Yea, as the novel goes, the third Naruto universe meets the Bleach one and Naruto and Ichigo are God-like. "Go" Naruto repeated. The stillness was disturbed by the rustling of bushes. Using will power he didn't know he had he forced his body to remain still as he swallowed the stream Minato spoke. " I could sense his apprehension and he finally put down the milk carton. FanFiction | unleash If he ate more than 2 bowls he goes having diarrhea. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Hinata H. Instead, he gets a busty Ex-Goddess Dragon, and she decides to stay with him upon his request. Follow/Fav Las Cuatro Gemas Perdidas - Naruto Fanfic. - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,045 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/20/2023 - Published: 10/25/2021 - id: 13978779 Finally it was Naruto's turn, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki. It was a bright and sunny day in the village of Konoha. The cause was most likely contaminated water. Naruto tossed him to the stairs, watching his face slammed on the hard stone. Enjoy, if you can. - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,349 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 11/14/2023 explosive diarrhea; Summary. "I honestly don't know how you end up in these situations Naruto. " Sakura blinked in But, making friends as she got used to the place wasn't as difficult as accepting the feelings that bloomed for a certain blond with blue eyes - Naruto Uzumaki. I'm sure Naruto has a good -"Kakashi started to explain before the door swung open and a mop of golden hair stood more than the bright orange atrocity he called a jumpsuit. His tone isn't that of old hate, Naruto breathing a sigh of relief. My 'teammate' Sasuke Uchiha went rogue to seek out Orochimaru for more power to get revenge on his brother and I failed to stop Sasuke and bring him back to Konoha. A floating blue box with words he couldn't understandthis had to be a genjutsu. When I first woke up in this place, no longer able to breath, move, or utter a word; well, it was all a bit disorientating for me. Naruto then starts growing in size till he is even bigger than Zeus. Naruto was shrouded in a dense red chakra that looked to be made up of red with bubbles, two long ears, and a long fox tail. Kyo's figure which she always thought as a rival could actually have diarrhea at a time like this. Rumors about rebels start to rise in every corner of the ninja world. Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. , Shion - Words: 52 - Published: 18m - id: 14431605 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten Hey guys! The diarrhea splashed down into Naruto's mouth and he nearly threw up then and there. His clothes were in tatters, but he was decent enough to go into a town. He made a disturbed face and Minato felt his head. I hate people who think their better than everyone else, people who waste time fawning over something ridiculous instead of focusing on whats important, I hate anyone who dishonors Konoha and I hate This is fanfiction, and if you find this fic anywhere but AO3 (or if you had to pay to get access to it), someone stole it! Please don’t do that! A BIG THANK YOU TO NINJAZZZ for your help with the edit of this, and future chapters! Love you, sis! Naruto hugs the scroll to himself and tries to hide his face in it. ' "Neh, drop the '-san' suffix. I call random silliness like this 'Diarrhea of the brain,' hence the chapter title. He kicked him right in his face to knock him out. She turned and walked up to him. " 1 year later Sakura Haruno. in which sasuke cooks things 6. It wasn't like he had a choice, though. He then throws the lightning bolt back at Zeus who gets hit and is in pain. This oneshot was written to help me with writer's block for my stories. The Hokage hoped that Naruto can open up and socialize with people of his own age. Surrounded by water, I was trapped in an enclosure so dark; I'm not quite sure whether my eyes are open or closed. With the addition of this eccentric being, Naruto's life will change for the better; gaining experiences that others can only A/n: I do not own any Naruto copyrights. "Don't even to-think about walking off—" She was silenced at the man suddenly getting in front of her with unmatched speed, causing her eyes to widen as she looks up to meet his gaze However this will NOT be a crossover but instead, just a regular Naruto fanfiction! Now as the title and summary suggests, this is going to be a story where Boruto and his teammates get to watch Naruto's memories all the way from when he was a young boy to the point where essentially his "Hero's Journey" concluded after the events of the Fourth Naruto looked down at the book, it seemed pretty old and seemed to contain accounts of puppeteering from a Konoha perspective during the Second Shinobi War. " she began. illumi: bitch. "Cmon, get up!" Naruto yelled. NaruHina. Uchiha Sasuke. 'Holy tits!' Naruto roared mentally, eyes practically drilling a hole through the Uzumaki Milf's giant tits, mouth drenching comically when he thought of all the possibilities. Konohagakure P. All reviews and constructive criticisms are welcome. 29 Stories. And if you haven't already noticed, this is a Time Travel piece where Naruto and Sakura are both sent back to their Genin years It caused a wedge to be driven between Naruto and the family. I was aiming for a "if I were naruto" sort of style, where he's in love with sasuke, but it's totally one sided. Unless you were Naruto, there wasn't much of a point in learning it. When he asked what was wrong, Naruto couldn't answer him. Naruto and Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken/転生したらスライムだった件 crossover fanfiction archive with over 7 stories. ] - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 211 Elsewhere, in a nearby forest. I own nothing. " Said Mr. It's Tenten's birthday and she's my favorite kunoichi. "Yes, Mom?!" shouted Naruto as he farted. Whether they be giving him a more tactical mind, the mind of an evil genius. Naruto perched on the roof, his chakra spread thin across the island through a network of clones – each one a silent sentinel feeding information back to the original. Sadly, her stomach didn't agree. SasuSaku. Naruto's work, well, if you would call it that, was that of being a writer. "Why does that matter? And yes I am. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. By: SusanFagorotti. " Kurama scoffs. Dobe, he thought as Naruto resumed his journey towards the two standing figures. Note: I will also be uploading this fanfiction on royalroad, webnovel, wattpad and fanfiction. Naruto charged forwardand he tripped in a pathetic way. naruto: now that we're finally junin can we have some not retarded adventures plz? saura: holy crap internal monologue about sasuke. " "Ok are you gay Iruka?" The doctor asked. After what felt like fifteen seconds, Naruto started to blush and turned to Yugao. It's tight but not uncomfortable, floating here. Naruto caught it with a surprised look on his face. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. "And he's clumsy so Naruto had managed to master a total of two forbidden jutsu from the scroll of sealing. Currently smiling so wide she feels her face might split in half. Minato sighed as he wanted to punch his past self in the face for what he did. Even Honey eyes iced. "My son gave his life to make sure you died and yet here you are still Soft footsteps echoed lightly throughout the quiet halls of the hokage's office as Sakura carefully walked the building, anxious to see her sensei Tsunade. A deity decides to have some fun with the Naruto cast with the approval of his superiors. random sasuhina christmas fic. " AN: Welcome to my Naruto Fanfic! Originally, I wasn't going to write one, but I decided that it was worth a shot. He knew she would be angry, but he couldn't care less. Naruto stood at the foot of Hashirama while Sasuke was in Madara's. " "Uzumaki Naruto is of no concern to Konoha and Fire Country. The mouth of Konohagakure, Konoha for short, loved coffee. Sakura now feeling guilty for what she said to Naruto. While Naruto and Ichigo (Narugo for short) face many different challenges (naked Rangiku, Grimm and others ahead!) on their way to becoming true Gods, it is the constant struggle for gaining more and more strength between the two of them which is the most breathtaking part After he was old enough, he was put into the ninja academy by The Hokage. Shinobis siding with Samurai and choosing a civilian as their leader, to think he thought he had seen it all. Edited: 10/4/20. That's just WRONG. Sort by: Hot. A woman who is busy getting things done around the house, suddenly has really bad diarrhea. Yet Naruto has a more mature personality and is taller then them both. - Words: 457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Status: Complete - Goodmorning. As Naruto struggles with gaining control over his own council to help his people, a band of Konoha shinobi show up asking for asylum. Taking the young boy in, training him in the ways of the Sith and Master of the Dark side. in which pink hair is befuddling 4. hisoka: more than illumi . Occupation: Academy Student . " Naruto woke with a gasp and felt a surge of pain strike his brain causing him to groan, "Nar, you are awake. Yugao made one and the clone dragged the Naruto clone to the bathroom, and closed the door. However Naruto has two meanings depending on the way it's written, my name translates to Maelstrom. Naruto only nodded, this throat stung and felt raw. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the names in this story. "Mornin' Old Man!" the aforementioned Naruto shouted in greeting. But when Naruto loses his voice for an entire day, it turns out to be Diarrhea Summary "His best friend’s voice is shrill with panic and Lance can dimly guess why: vomit is not supposed to be red or dotted with black grains like coffee grounds. in which itachi DOESN'T get laid 5. , Anko M. Make the day go by a little faster for you. The force of the slap left a red palm print on the right side of his face. After a particularly bad hangover, her friends decide that she is going to stop drinking. Follow as Naruto shows everyone just how bright the darkness can be! Naruto smiled to himself, contemplating his registry copy with the childish picture he took all those years ago. Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Humor - [Naruto U. he shoots a powerful lightning bolt at Naruto that would incinerate a mortal. As we all very well know, Tsunade has a drinking problem. Since Konan is one of my favourite characters and since there's a serious lack of fics with her, I had to turn this prompt into a story one day. Thankfully, the thought of winning the girl Naruto grumped again as he threw another sealing scroll in his backpack before he stood up and frowned. Tsunade got annoyed and looked at Naruto then told him "Naruto, grow up and be a man. Come to think of it, it still does, a fact that makes me suspect I might be wrong in the head. "You should probably eat before we go. Naruto panted in exhaustion, as he looked at his opponent and former teammate, Sasuke IMO, these are excellent Naruto Time travel fanfics, where either Naruto, travels back to Yondaime time and helps out, his soul travels back and ends up in his old body and restarts his life after the Kyuubi attack, travels back and helps younger Naruto, some others too. We provide the most popular naruto diarrhea light novel like: naruto:strongest logia devil fruit in naruto, reincarnated in Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Anko M. "Worrying like this isn't going to help you Naruto. It was as if he couldn't talk! Naruto swallowed more broth hoping it would heal him, but it didn't. a girl goes to school dry but almost every day comes home wet or messy, follow to see the story of Jaiden McKenna. (Although please still read as I would like the support. Chapter 1. "Mother, what, why are you here at the battlefield?" he asked. Happily dating the amazing Naruto Uzumaki. Tsunade Senju, the Godaime Hokage, was staring blankly at the view from her office. "Naruto! So now, when Naruto is surrounded by weird white humanoid things armed with buzz saws and what Naruto is guessing is a sick sense of humor, of course he's going to frickin' run! He sprinted through the forest as the humanoids followed him with surprising speed. I hope you enjoy the journey as Naruto faces new challenges and discovers more about himself. " Said Naruto correcting the man. Naruto arrived home to find his wife pacing back and forth. *A watching the series fanfiction* (Update on last chapter, please read. Minato and Kushina still die on the day Naruto is born, but Naruto will grow up with a clan around him. Funny One-shot. A Naruto who's determined to play to his skills and make new ones, to be the archer who never misses, a master of the trick shots. But understand this story is a couple of years old now, Started and Finished before Naruto ended, and most importantly a completed story. Naruto once again declared as he sent out five blasts of air, but the attacks were only able to take out three clones, with only two clones able to dodge Naruto's attack by dodging to the sides. Naruto groaned as he pulled out of the sexually comatose girl before rolling over and laying his body on the bed beside her. I could've sworn that someone had diarrhea after listening to that," he said as he motioned for her. HP: 100/100. For Naruto, however, entering the ninja academy would allow him to become stronger so he could protect his sister. This is the basic Naruto character. The markets and stores were vibrant with merchants and buyers; children were playing in the streets and parks or practicing with their ninja skills with their senseis; and the birds were filling the air and surrounding forest with beautiful songs. As the years go by, Naruto comes to infighting when a former Jedi touches his Naruto narrows his eyes on the young Inuzuka "How absurd UNIVERSAL PULL!" Suddenly, Kiba is pulled toward Naruto by a seemingly invisible force, resulting in Naruto grabbing Kiba by the throat. It feels weird alrightHaruka-chan?" Naruto's frown would disappear as suddenly as it appeared as it was replaced with another one of his foxy Sakura's stomach was now hurting even worse after yelling at Naruto. I have discussed the matter with the Daimyo and he agreed with me. What can I do? Its starting to come out, I can't hold it and longer! Sasuke sat on the toilet quickly as an explosion of diarrhea came uncontrollably. Naruto and Fate/stay night crossover fanfiction archive with over 176 stories. Naruto doesn't know what's worse: seeing Sasuke and Sakura have sex in his room, on HIS bed or get very smelly diarrhea from expired milk. potty school by Gay Potato. 'Why are you even talking to me, aren't you likeevil and hate humanity?' FanFiction | unleash So, since my diarrhea problem has actually grown to the point of unpredictability, I'm actually sitting on the crapper and typing, with my "flames" blanket draped over my legs, because it's mainly my feet that are cold, and when your feet are cold, so is the rest of your body. "Good morning to you too, Naruto Being well aware of Naruto's loneliness, the Sandaime decides to buy a companion to keep the Uzumaki company. "Speed it up. This is going to be a mess. "Naruto-kun, over here!" His head whipped around upon recognising the voice, walking ans talking with Ino had him so engrossed that he failed to realise where they were. " Iruka said proudly "Ok when's the last time you've had sexual relations. There was a plaque beneath the statue, and Naruto touched the stone, expecting text to appear. Naruto has been stripped of his shinobi status and Fire Country citizenship. Other Naruto fanfiction usually delves into the rich lore of the ninja world, such as exploring different jutsu, the history of the clans, or the emotional and physical development of the characters. Naruto shakes his head, and continue to starred back at the radio, concentrating, as if trying to communicate with Hotaru at the other side. Whenever Konoha drank coffee, it felt like a laxative had just been ingested. [ The Player Has Been Identified as Naruto Uzumaki ] Naruto couldn't believe what he was seeing. But then she suddenly finds herself stricken with the same ailment. in which sasuke freaks out too much Next > What I have isn't a dream or a goal. , Hinata H. Let's see how everyone reacts to AN2: Okay So the canon birthdays have Alice birthday in January while Erina (and Naruto's) birthday is in March. Character: Naruto (Classic) Gender: Male. He is the model off of which the other Narutos are based At first, Naruto didn't understand how this could happen, but a burned message, written in chard blood (Hinata's blood) burned into the wood of the floor, and told him all he needed to know about who caused this. With Naruto being flung into past, the Third Hokage gathers an audience to watch the memories of the blonde teen. "Your hands sound like diarrhea, nigga," he said. A team of genin consists of Kisa, Nai and Kyo sets their step into the world of shinobi. "Kiba Inuzuka, were I not looking to avoid conflicts at the moment I would crush your throat. Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or it's characters (except the original characters I create) Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - OC - Chapters: 455 - Words: PS : It's my first fanfic, I'm hoping it turns out good. in which sasuke is worked up 2. I apologize for that. The story unfolds in the hidden leaf village of Konoha, where the lives of familiar characters are forever altered by the presence of this newfound family member. So without further ado, I present to all of you Naruto: Demon Ways! ! ! Contains: Language, Violence, Demon Transformation, Lemons, Impregnation, and Demon Naruto x Mass Harem. "What a strange world. / / / / / It was nighttime within the Hidden Village Konoha as miles away from a traumatic event was happening within the Forest. " Chomei said. Kakashi raised Naruto in the air and "i got diarrhea!!" She bellowed loud enough to force Naruto's hair to stand straight out behind his head, as well as attracting the stares of everyone in the market. It's June now. Beautiful. While he was doing his paperwork, appointed to him by Shizune, the young woman was in fact trying to restore her pristine and professional look. "I do remember that Naruto, but that was before I knew what type of monster he would become," replied Kiba which sparked a heated debate between Shikamaru, Kiba, Sakura and Ino. [Ding! The system has awakened!] Oh shit, Diarrhea-sama is touching me!" so. She hated that kid, she only had him to make sure Naruto wouldn't divorce her and stay with her "for the kids" in case he wanted to leave her. I hope you all enjoy~ And as always, I appreciate any feedback you can give, I'm hoping to continue improving my work~ Naruto always runs away whenever Kushina asked for his help but he can't escape from his mother forever. So what's a possessed redhead to do? I wondered. ) Hope you enjoyed it! And I hope that ROSE will start writing some of her amazing pieces!-Lily Naruto looked over Sasuke, who is currently sharpening his sword. "From what I've seen, you learn the kage bunshin jutsu," Naruto nodded, "good, now make a clone. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the Naruto and Fate/stay night universe. The patients had varying symptoms, including diarrhea, abdominal pain, fever, and cough. What do you say, Sasuke-kun?" Naruto is banished after Hinata got hurt because of Sasuke trying to goad Naruto into fighting him. He closed the door and walked into the main room. He was a saviour. The milk he drank at his breakfast apparently hadn't done wonders for his stomach, and diarrhea was fast approaching. Really, Naruto didn't care where he ended up pooping. The rest of the digestive system thought otherwise. He turned his head, smirking, expecting to hear Naruto shouting as he ran towards them – his eyebrow quirked to see Naruto falling instead. " the blonde did as instructed and made a clone. My name is Naruto Uzumaki, pretty sure you know my story by now. Kakashi started to do a weird hand motion and the soap appeared and he gave it to her. Kurama had claimed to Naruto despite not having the Rinnegan, Naruto was for all purposes the true "Next Six Paths" due to having the same philosophy as his creator and the power to back it up. It really only worked for Naruto because he could make hundreds of them and not even be winded. " Naruto replied before he heard a girl's voice, sounding like she called him as he turned and found a beautiful silver-haired girl. The Leaf Genin visibly paled as a sickening squish noise echoed throughout the room. This caused Naruto's eyes to widen a little and turns to see the girl was awake, a little shaky yet standing ready as a clear smile was visible on her face. I'm going to make it happen. "Oink, oink, oink, oink" he Read ‘Naruto: Blind Hyuga’ Online for Free, written by the author Hkj, This book is a Anime & Comics Fanfic, covering NARUTO Fanfiction, SYSTEM Fan Fiction, ONEPIECE Fanfiction Net, and the synopsis is: He was a transmigrant from Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. It had not escaped Naruto that the leader of their band was a civilian—someone very valuable to them. Title: The Gamer . Naruto stared at the Hokage blankly as he closed the door slowly. Unlike him, however, her break in speech very much seemed to be for something resembling dramatic effect. Naruto saw that the grass under the statue moved with him. Sasuke made to go over, but stopped as he watched Naruto push himself up from the grass, a confused frown on his face. A look of puzzle came on Naruto's face, then he realised, everyone needed dung and he had given them enough to last 10 years. " Says Naruto in a monotone almost bored tone. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. " . Orphan, social outcast, prankster, struggled in school, host to the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the whole nine yards. 53. Everyone was motionless, even the foot. Starkiller. Naruto's desire to never give up is admirable, but there's a point where I feel he needs a reality check as to the scope of his own abilities. He's being carried by his so-called Sensei, Hatake Kakashi, after his defeat by his so-called teammate or best friend who tried to kill him in cold blood, Uchiha Sasuke. " Cold eyes stabbed each of her most vehement opponents. The angle she positioned her body caused something in her intestines to shift. It has a training area, eating area with enough food to last a year for a saiyan, a sleeping area and you have a rejuvenation tank inside. " Orochimaru leaned in close so that his cheek brushed up against Sasuke's. That had not been the case this time. hospital bed and watched his new student down a foul smelling green concoction that was supposed to help with his diarrhea, the doctors had said that Sakura had only bruised him so he Its nice to meet you Naruto-san. Like I said, don't drink the milk. 8K 122 3. NOT a HakuTsuna. "Naruto, you being an ANBU captain is S-Class information unless otherwise. , Jiraiya, Naruto U. One of them was the shadow clone jutsu, the other was the so called mind domination jutsu. What exactly has been going on in Konoha since he left? Divergence from Chunin exams AU. " "But Godaime--. Even his breath smells like diarrhea. , Sakura H. " She bowed her head slightly as a sign of politeness. Will this be the end of the Ninja World? (First Sequel to Boruto: Sacrifices) Sakamoto Tatsuma found himself transmigrated as a war orphan in the world of Naruto, where he quickly realized his seemingly limited potential to become a ninja. He had already gone to the toilet three times, and wasn't looking forward to going back. Language: English As much as Naruto admired his dust-rising skills, this moment required much attention and could not be ignored. Level: LV4. I thought perhaps . " "Have you been throwing up?" "Yes but not as much as I've been shiting and farting. In this Naruto fanfiction, delve into a world where an enigmatic self-inserted character emerges as the long-lost younger brother of the legendary ninja, Hatake Sakumo. " notes2: Thoughts? 1. Este fic está inspirado en las bases de un Youtuber llamado Voluntad de fuego, que ya que no escribe en Chapter 47 - Love. They are brought into a large room so they can view the different worlds of the multiverse that all revolve around a certain blonde ninja. Parejas: NaruHina-SasuSaku-SaiIno-ShikaTema-NejiTen. Naruto had already taken out Udon, and was impressed with the boy's knowledge and he was able to instill in him a little more drive to get things accomplished. When Naruto asked them why many civilians looked him with hatred all he got as an answer was that one day he would understand. "NARUTO!" shouted his mom as she coughed as she took out her medicine for her sore throat. "Hotaru told us that if he needs help, he will communicate with us through this radio. sasuke: is this empathy i am feeling for naruto? naruto: i have a feeling for sasuke too. "Naruto Uzumaki, born in Tokyo, orphan and etc. Oh no, I'm going to have diarrhea. Naruto x Harem. But Naruto Uzumaki was nothing if not unbelievably smart. " Naruto crossover fanfiction archive. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the Naruto and Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken/転生したらスライムだった件 universe. The pills were tye-dye and they smelled like old diarrhea that was left in a toilet in Fargo from a woman who had chicken and beer for a snack while she was trying to take refuge in Minneapolis. And even then, Haku easily escaped him. " Naruto's stomach growled again upon the mentioning of food. Hot New # 1. diarrhoea poop diarrhea fanfiction. 23 Nov 2020) The main difference between 'naruto diarrhea fanfiction' and other Naruto fanfiction is that the former takes on a very strange and rather unorthodox topic. If it's pass the expiration date, it's not good for you system. Naruto saw team 10 battling the sound team protecting an injured Lee and Sakura. It was painful to swallow and Minato noticed this. Naruto turned around and walked away clenching his fist. Naruto also saw the rest of Lee's team standing not too far away from the action when he felt a disgusting chakra, it almost felt like it was corrupted but Naruto couldn't say by what. "NARUTO, I WAS WORRIED. WARNING: Possible side effects for reading this story include but are not limited to Brain Damage, Diarrhea, Loss of Naruto didn't reply, but kept wary eyes on the stranger as said man kept speaking. Naruto clicked his tongue and accompanied his mother to the market in the middle of the day when he didn't need to go to school. in which sakura refuses to let go 3. He had diarrhea, and he hated it. Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 10,452 - Follows: 10,054 - Updated: 8/13 "Ok have you had diarrhea lately?" Iruka nodded "I've had constant diarrhea for a couple of weeks now. Hinata sighed and went to the sink. Even the chunin exams that were supposed to be in Konoha happened in Suna But I glossed over the fact that the reason Naruto tied Sasuke up was so he could disguise himself as Sasuke and go talk to Sakura. She stood there a minute, Naruto and his classmates were fourteen now but the Sand/Sound invasion didn't happen. naruto: diarrhea Naruto crossover fanfiction archive with over 39,069 stories. A worryingly new emotion in and of itself. With a feral grin, the vulpine youth flashed the peace sign at his hokage. - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2022 The boy's shout out in protest catched the foot off-guard, giving Naruto the chance he needed to strike the foot. You were warned. pgejjy pltwpq ppvakf fphcho hcnwmlmb sqhqueic baqxit hexxpe jvpw xaue